Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Man Boobs...


Mommy said the next time
she caught me chewing on her bra,
she would make me wear it.


She caught me.

Monday, December 22, 2008

The Manger...


I think I could be one

of those Wisemen

in the manger scene.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Siblings...


I love her and all,
but there is NO way
I'm sharing my food
with her!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

The Christmas Tree...


I'm not real sure
why there is a tree
IN the house,
but I know I'm
NOT allowed
to pee on it.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Rudolph who???


Come on, Santa...

Let me drive!

Monday, December 1, 2008

24 more days...


Dear Santa,

I've been a good boy this year.