Man Boobs...

Mommy said the next time

she caught me chewing on her bra,

she would make me wear it.

She caught me.

The Manger...

I think I could be one

of those Wisemen

in the manger scene.

Siblings...

I love her and all,

but there is NO way

I'm sharing my food

with her!

The Christmas Tree...

I'm not real sure

why there is a tree

IN the house,

but I know I'm

NOT allowed

to pee on it.

Rudolph who???

Come on, Santa...

Let me drive!

24 more days...

Dear Santa,

I've been a good boy this year.