102.7 lbs!!!!

Still a Fan...

I know the Irish have

stumbled this year...

but I still root for them

every game.

Little Rascal...

My name is not

Petey!

Brrrrrr....

Is Winter coming

already?

How depressing.

OH NO....

Mr. Bill

says

"OH NO"!

So does my

mommy when I

come in the house

with muddy paws!

Remodel...

Doing some remodeling

at the house.

I am the Foreman.

Chillin' with my girl...

I like

"blondes"!

Date...

I'm looking fine for my

dinner date.

I hope I don't have to pay.

Bees...

Note to self...

Bees do not

like to be kissed.

Lesson Learned...

It took my sister awhile,

but she finally learned

to drink like me!

Wood...

It's good to have some

fiber in your diet.

Rules...

First they tell me what door I can use.

Now they tell me where to walk.

Too many rules.

Day Three...

Day 3 of this doggie door charade.

Still pretending that I don't know how

to use it.

The humans continue to bribe me with treats.

...my plan is working.

Doggie Door...

What???

Now I'm not allowed

to use the "human door"?!

They'll be sorry when

I start bringing my friends inside.

Stitches...

I'm afraid my

modeling career

is over.

But I heard the

babes love a scar!

Ice Cream...

What???

No sprinkles??

My Boo-Boo...

I have to have surgery.

I hope my doctor and nurse

are cute!

Or at least have thumbs!

Help Me...

Help Me!

That dog has locked the door

and I can't get out!

Find me...

Which one is me???

I'm the handsome dude

on the right!

Get Out of the Water!!!!!!!

Out of my way....

Did someone say snake?!

Swimming...

This is the biggest bathtub

I've ever seen!

My New Friend...

She's small, fast and has

really sharp teeth.

But I like her.

Tadpole....

Apparently there is

a "No Dogs Allowed"

policy for the hot tub.

Farm Dog...

If I want to be

a real Farm Dog,

I'll need a

bigger tractor!

Guts...

Are all animal guts

white and fluffy?

First Billy the Bear,

now Dave the Bear.

Spring is Here...

I got mud

on the carpet.

I'm sorry.

The Merry-Go-Round...

Just waiting for

my turn.

Winter Sucks...

I can't wait for

Softball Season.

Valentine's Day...

It's not a candy heart,

but I still like it!

Reading...

I'm waiting for the

Swimsuit Edition.

Super Bowl Party...

Awesome game!

Great food!

Good friends!

Too much beer...

Winter Weight Gain...

The Vet said

that I'm fat.

I told him it's

not "fat",

it's all

"muscle"

from

working out!

Mush...

Help!

I can't find my sled!

Jammin...

I love listening

to my music.

My favorites are

Snoop Dog,

Little Bow Wow and

the Pussycat Dolls.

Rough Day...

I went to Daycare today.

Now I'm too tired

to even work the TV remote.