Wood...

It's good to have some

fiber in your diet.

Rules...

First they tell me what door I can use.

Now they tell me where to walk.

Too many rules.

Day Three...

Day 3 of this doggie door charade.

Still pretending that I don't know how

to use it.

The humans continue to bribe me with treats.

...my plan is working.

Doggie Door...

What???

Now I'm not allowed

to use the "human door"?!

They'll be sorry when

I start bringing my friends inside.

Stitches...

I'm afraid my

modeling career

is over.

But I heard the

babes love a scar!

Ice Cream...

What???

No sprinkles??

My Boo-Boo...

I have to have surgery.

I hope my doctor and nurse

are cute!

Or at least have thumbs!

Help Me...

Help Me!

That dog has locked the door

and I can't get out!